"Gone Girl" Secret Identity Hat Bravo scoffing at servants

scoffing at servants

This one's for the AO3 girlies

just like Denise Richards with Lisa Rinna

This is the perfect shirt to wear the next time you're at an Italian restaurant and want to order the long thick noodles with a ragu but you don't know how to pronounce the name

100% for panini heads

"Gone Girl" Secret Identity Hat Bravo scoffing at servantsMen always say that as the defining compliment, dont they? Shes a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like shes hosting the worlds biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and